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Message from the President Cold Open - SNL

President Joe Biden (James Austin Johnson) delivers an important message about the Omicron variant.

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  1. AllGoodThingsNetwork

    AllGoodThingsNetwork

    Күн бұрын

    Reporter: "You're now saying that we're living in a Spider-Man style multiverse??" Joe: "Doesn't that make *more* sense than whatever the hell our current world is?" 😂One of the best cold opening lines in a good while!

    • Truth Decentralization

      Truth Decentralization

      6 сағат бұрын

      @Eternal These people know what they are doing. When they created these concepts, they built their Lie around the very name. Just saying the words “Voting Rights Bill” or “Omicron” is keeping their Lie alive. The so-called Voting Rights Bill has nothing to do with Rights… and everything to do with stealing money from taxpayers… Just calling it “Voting Rights” is an insidious lie. The name itself is a lie… so they’ll do anything to keep it alive… even if the best they can do is to pretend they are poking fun at it. The label is the Lie. Just like “Climate Change” or “Global Warming” and “Transgender” is a lie. Simply using the words breathes life into the Lie, by legitimizing it. You don’t negotiate with terrorists, because acknowledging their existence is dangerous. You smash them. You burn Carthage to the ground and salt the earth so it never existed. You obliterate it. Completely. As if it never existed… or else it does exist. In Harry Potter they called Voldemort “He Who Shall Not Be Named.” School-shooters are no-longer named. The old proverb was “love me, or hate me, but spare me from your Indifference” Because hatred is a form of acknowledgement. Naming a thing, or allowing a thing’s name to persist, legitimizes it. And that’s what they are doing here. They’ve lost the battle… but this is a last desperate attempt to keep The Lie alive until they can revisit it.

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      7 сағат бұрын

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    • Truth Decentralization

      Truth Decentralization

      7 сағат бұрын

      @Eternal This is just a new version of their usual lies. They started with outright lies. Then they tried to use comedy to shield their lies. Now they can’t even do that, so the best they can hope for is to just say the words… to try to keep their lie alive. “Voting Rights Bill” “Omicron” Nobody believes them anymore, but if they can just keep the words alive… maybe… It’s a dying gasping breath… but it’s still filled with poison.

    • Joseph Rikers

      Joseph Rikers

      7 сағат бұрын

      Wake yourself up within my channels description for all your woke necessities

    • Rick Lawrence

      Rick Lawrence

      11 сағат бұрын

      @Paul Hooson that was the best thing SNL has done 20 years maybe 30

  2. Katrina Sammons

    Katrina Sammons

    22 сағат бұрын

    I cant believe James carried a cold open solo! He has a lot of talent!

    • Jonathan Bryant

      Jonathan Bryant

      6 сағат бұрын

      @Imao oof who said I idolize Trump? I think he was a good president, but I don’t think he’s God. He’s definitely a way better president than Biden so Biden voters mocking Trump voters is ludicrous

    • Hello Again Hello

      Hello Again Hello

      6 сағат бұрын

      Oh how SNL has fallen. If you think this guy has talent, I feel sad for you -- I could do a better impersonation. You really need to see the SNL of the early 90s when real talent existed.

    • blakespower

      blakespower

      6 сағат бұрын

      what does that even mean? are you in the comedy business?

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      6 сағат бұрын

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    • M Chris

      M Chris

      11 сағат бұрын

      @dietotaku you stole the line from toy story.... but dems are great at stealing things.... freedom... elections.... catch phrases....

  3. TonyKanameKuran

    TonyKanameKuran

    Күн бұрын

    Kudos to James Austin Johnson reprising his role as President Joe Biden. Now *PLEASE* bring back Chloe Fineman as Press Secretary Jen Psaki!!!!

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      6 сағат бұрын

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    • J Dude

      J Dude

      23 сағат бұрын

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    • Dreamer

      Dreamer

      23 сағат бұрын

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    • Sacia Chantil

      Sacia Chantil

      Күн бұрын

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  4. Robert Scraver

    Robert Scraver

    19 сағат бұрын

    "Yes, the Nerd". That had me cracking up.

  5. TimeBucks

    TimeBucks

    12 сағат бұрын

    I love this cold open

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      6 сағат бұрын

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    • faith in his blood

      faith in his blood

      10 сағат бұрын

      Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and He rose again the third day. 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4

  6. Lash00

    Lash00

    Күн бұрын

    As a Cubs fan, he has a point. The world has gone to shit after the Cubs won, and probably was just too good ever really be true.

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      7 сағат бұрын

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    • Tyler Kochman

      Tyler Kochman

      9 сағат бұрын

      @TayC whose slow? $80 billion is what the United States gave Afghanistan over past the two decades in military support, only a fraction of which was spent on supplying them with weapons. Just because you saw it repeated in right wing circles on the internet, does not make it true, hun. Biden didn’t give the Taliban weapons

    • TayC

      TayC

      11 сағат бұрын

      @Tyler Kochman illegally confiscate? Hahaha you're slow af

    • TayC

      TayC

      11 сағат бұрын

      @Tyler Kochman nope. Biden gave the taliban $80 billion in weapons and left thousands of American citizens behind and gave the taliban a list of those in Afghanistan who aided US soldiers in the past, which lead to the taliban hunting down those innocent Afghan citizens trying to help us.

    • Tyler Kochman

      Tyler Kochman

      12 сағат бұрын

      @TayC Biden did not give anyone that. are you somehow suggesting the United States should have illegally confiscated from the Afghan military the weapons we had supplied them with in the previous twenty years? Wow. Guess you really loved seeing a Taliban takeover so much you wish we had taken ACTIVE steps to actually ensure it occurred.

  7. Random Dude

    Random Dude

    21 сағат бұрын

    This could’ve been so funny if they had actually had the balls to make fun of joe Biden instead of soft balling to Spider-Man covid bs lol

    • LeoDahVee

      LeoDahVee

      6 сағат бұрын

      I'm pretty sure they did in James Austin Johnson's first cold open as Joe Biden. Plus, didn't they take aim at Biden's approval ratings here when he talked about another universe where he is the most popular.

    • Youth South

      Youth South

      19 сағат бұрын

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  8. James Pena

    James Pena

    23 сағат бұрын

    That was totally funny, but at the same time surreal because our world is literally imploding on itself. We are definitely living in the last days.

    • Jay

      Jay

      7 сағат бұрын

      @Bill Clark nukes will have been around for a literal century in a couple years, chill

    • joel dycus

      joel dycus

      16 сағат бұрын

      Endtimesitis is real. 🙄

    • Bill Clark

      Bill Clark

      17 сағат бұрын

      @T K it'll be different this time. We have nukes, weapons of mass destruction, and so one. The end of days is ahead pick up a bible and turn to Jesus

    • Edel Weiss

      Edel Weiss

      19 сағат бұрын

      Uh, no. We are not.

    • Brent Wilbur

      Brent Wilbur

      22 сағат бұрын

      @West Side - Seriously. The laugh track? Lame AF.

  9. The Nothing Nobody

    The Nothing Nobody

    19 сағат бұрын

    Joe: "Stop seeing Spiderman!" Me: *who saw the Matrix over the holidays* Well I guess I'm all good then.

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      6 сағат бұрын

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    • Hellkite1985

      Hellkite1985

      14 сағат бұрын

      You wasted money 💰 on a soulless cash grab film.

    • Amadeo Martin

      Amadeo Martin

      15 сағат бұрын

      You might been the only one in the theater. So yep

    • Rodrigo Samuel Flores Tamez

      Rodrigo Samuel Flores Tamez

      16 сағат бұрын

      I mean, after seeing that, are you?

  10. Anna P

    Anna P

    17 сағат бұрын

    The SNL Joe Biden is a lot more coherent than the real one.

    • Blake Mathis

      Blake Mathis

      9 сағат бұрын

      @Kim Marie the Lefties at SNL aren’t gonna make a democrat president look bad. They’ve had almost a full year of Biden’s stupid shit and this is the most they’re gonna do.

    • Buck Rogers

      Buck Rogers

      13 сағат бұрын

      I know! I was all ready for him to be saying how in the revolution Washington's armies stormed the airports, the United Schstates, Covfefe, and then taking a little sip of water gingerly with both tiny hands!

    • John Conway

      John Conway

      15 сағат бұрын

      A spot on impression requires an admission SNL writers are not ready to give

    • Kim Marie

      Kim Marie

      15 сағат бұрын

      They are leaving the best material on the table!

    • Herculano Espinoza

      Herculano Espinoza

      15 сағат бұрын

      Man I was thinking the same shit

  11. Maddie H

    Maddie H

    Күн бұрын

    As a person who works at a movie theater... he has a point😂😂😂

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      7 сағат бұрын

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    • ResortDog

      ResortDog

      13 сағат бұрын

      or has already been vaccinated

    • ResortDog

      ResortDog

      13 сағат бұрын

      Well if its endemic everybody has it or had it or will never get it for the most part

    • Steve Gooden

      Steve Gooden

      14 сағат бұрын

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    • Daddy America

      Daddy America

      14 сағат бұрын

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  12. Greg La Tarte

    Greg La Tarte

    22 сағат бұрын

    This guys Joe Biden impression is 50/50 at best The real Joe Biden isn’t nearly this Coherent…

    • why me?

      why me?

      17 сағат бұрын

      @JordanJapan why are you so mad 💀 pressed over nothing

    • JordanJapan

      JordanJapan

      17 сағат бұрын

      @why me? nah I just said that 🤡

    • why me?

      why me?

      17 сағат бұрын

      @JordanJapan damn you pressed 💀

    • JordanJapan

      JordanJapan

      21 сағат бұрын

      ha whole room laughin

  13. LucianLegacy

    LucianLegacy

    Күн бұрын

    You know we're in The Matrix by the fact that a goofy stoner like Pete Davidson is having more fun than most everyone in the general population.

    • cryptsub

      cryptsub

      10 сағат бұрын

      @LifeSavor ASMR at least the guy playing Biden can do a decent impression. TF can Pete Davidson do?

    • Reid Hansen

      Reid Hansen

      11 сағат бұрын

      I highly doubt it....

    • LifeSavor ASMR

      LifeSavor ASMR

      14 сағат бұрын

      A "goofy stoner" who basically has kept SNL relevant, has other successful career ventures, and has dated quite a few strong beautiful women.

    • Mohil Krishna Patel

      Mohil Krishna Patel

      15 сағат бұрын

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • cryptsub

      cryptsub

      16 сағат бұрын

      @Dimitrios F let's hope the OD is soon.

  14. Skydiver

    Skydiver

    15 сағат бұрын

    When is SNL ever going to give Joe Biden the cold opening they gave Donald Trump? Oh, never!!! The funniest part of this SNL cold open is when SNL Biden actually answers Press questions.

  15. Alex Hecht

    Alex Hecht

    12 сағат бұрын

    This was my favorite sketch from this episode. It all makes so much sense.

  16. Dot Blu

    Dot Blu

    Күн бұрын

    No one can flame himself better than Pete Davidson. His life is definitely proof that we're living in a "What the f is this?!" universe in the multiverse.

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      6 сағат бұрын

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    • Bill Clark

      Bill Clark

      17 сағат бұрын

      No it's just the end of days.

    • UHFStation1

      UHFStation1

      23 сағат бұрын

      Well it's not sportsmanly for other people to make fun of him.

    • J Dude

      J Dude

      23 сағат бұрын

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    • Sacia Chantil

      Sacia Chantil

      Күн бұрын

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  17. ub1953

    ub1953

    19 сағат бұрын

    Can't be right; BRANDON doesn't take questions or capable of answering any....Let's GO BRANDON !!

  18. Video Game Sanctuary

    Video Game Sanctuary

    6 сағат бұрын

    SNL can't even try and make fun of Biden, horrible impersonation. They made him way to coherent and he actually took questions 🤣

  19. Hol M

    Hol M

    18 сағат бұрын

    My whole family saw spider man om Christmas day and 5 days later we all had covid lol

    • M Chris

      M Chris

      11 сағат бұрын

      Were you boosted?

    • Vxntage Dre

      Vxntage Dre

      12 сағат бұрын

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  20. Jaime Michelle

    Jaime Michelle

    21 сағат бұрын

    This guy (James Austin Johnson) just came out the gates solid! He is a gem for comedy and the SNL cast! All the new cast is really, good!

    • JordanJapan

      JordanJapan

      16 сағат бұрын

      @Doctor Dewbie you mad kiddo

    • Moth Girl

      Moth Girl

      17 сағат бұрын

      Worst Biden impression ever, imho

    • Doctor Dewbie

      Doctor Dewbie

      19 сағат бұрын

      This was horrible

    • Nick Polizzi

      Nick Polizzi

      19 сағат бұрын

      Sooo funny!

    • fernandillo

      fernandillo

      19 сағат бұрын

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  21. Teri

    Teri

    Күн бұрын

    I haven't seen Spiderman, and I've never had COVID... coincidence?🤔

    • Got Milk?

      Got Milk?

      6 сағат бұрын

      Have seen spider man, Now I’m just waiting 😂

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      6 сағат бұрын

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    • Joni Bernstein

      Joni Bernstein

      13 сағат бұрын

      You took the words right outta my mouth!!

    • Mohil Krishna Patel

      Mohil Krishna Patel

      15 сағат бұрын

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • Floyd D

      Floyd D

      16 сағат бұрын

      @paulthorpeee steve jobs and bill gates were nerds. Life turned out ok for them. If your great advice for teens is to drink and party then i feel bad for you. You're actually a kid yourself.

  22. Scenic Fights

    Scenic Fights

    Күн бұрын

    James Austin Johnson is perfect for Joe Biden lol.

    • Michael Johnson

      Michael Johnson

      20 сағат бұрын

      TheIndianaGeoff JAJ is 32.

    • TheIndianaGeoff

      TheIndianaGeoff

      21 сағат бұрын

      No, there is too much life in his eyes. They need to be more dead.

    • J Dude

      J Dude

      23 сағат бұрын

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    • Chrissie K

      Chrissie K

      23 сағат бұрын

      His voice similarity is uncanny

    • Sacia Chantil

      Sacia Chantil

      Күн бұрын

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  23. Madre V. Por Vida

    Madre V. Por Vida

    15 сағат бұрын

    Lmao 🤣 really good can’t stop laughing

  24. So B

    So B

    22 сағат бұрын

    T-Birds, Tacos and Trains starring Diamond Joe Biden.

  25. Babali Boon

    Babali Boon

    19 сағат бұрын

    The funniest part was when he said he was going to take questions. Biden never does that!

    • Troll

      Troll

      13 сағат бұрын

      @Daddy America I agree

    • Daddy America

      Daddy America

      14 сағат бұрын

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    • Troll

      Troll

      16 сағат бұрын

      I remember watching something live a couple of months ago and Biden said time for questions, and he then walks away without saying anything

  26. Christopher Walker

    Christopher Walker

    23 сағат бұрын

    I'm waiting for "Spider-Man" on iTunes, and counting it as a direct-to-video movie, and having not been to the theatres in the past two years my chances of catching Omnicron are very slim.

    • Reginald Forthright

      Reginald Forthright

      22 сағат бұрын

      Never leave your basement Chris, that way you’ll be safe.

  27. Christine Sutton

    Christine Sutton

    15 сағат бұрын

    This kind of made me want to see Spider Man! Usually it's not my kind of movie. But I think one of the other me's will really like it

  28. Zoc Talk

    Zoc Talk

    14 сағат бұрын

    this skit has me questioning weather Joe Biden knows that spider man isn’t real

  29. Mitzi Lee

    Mitzi Lee

    22 сағат бұрын

    I have counted at least twenty "he actually took questions, unlike Biden" jokes in the comments so far.

    • JordanJapan

      JordanJapan

      16 сағат бұрын

      @Doctor Dewbie lol

    • Doctor Dewbie

      Doctor Dewbie

      16 сағат бұрын

      @JordanJapan あなたはバカアホですよはい僕は腹が立つです

    • JordanJapan

      JordanJapan

      17 сағат бұрын

      @GO BUCS trumps L

    • Pirbi PHX

      Pirbi PHX

      19 сағат бұрын

      Those are not jokes. Those are accurate observations.

    • GO BUCS

      GO BUCS

      19 сағат бұрын

      @JordanJapan what’s he mad at exactly?

  30. John Chessant

    John Chessant

    Күн бұрын

    "Did you really think you would lose 4 times and then finally win when you were 78" lmaooo

    • TayC

      TayC

      12 сағат бұрын

      Lol cuz he didn't win

    • Shabaybay23

      Shabaybay23

      12 сағат бұрын

      LOLOLOLOL This....

    • Vxntage Dre

      Vxntage Dre

      12 сағат бұрын

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    • A S

      A S

      18 сағат бұрын

      @Laura Actually, 3 times. First time got him the VP job for 8 years.

    • JAHubGoodvideos

      JAHubGoodvideos

      Күн бұрын

      @Laura In the real world he ran 4x. In this universe he had only ran twice before finally winning another run.

  31. Jesse Moormann

    Jesse Moormann

    Күн бұрын

    Joe Biden took more questions during this skit than he did during his entire campaign and presidency combined

    • Aria Anise

      Aria Anise

      21 сағат бұрын

      35

    • 3dsmax rocks

      3dsmax rocks

      22 сағат бұрын

      @SJD yea...those darn journalists and their softball questions trying to trip poor Biden up.

    • tommyfromthearmy

      tommyfromthearmy

      22 сағат бұрын

      @SJD wow lmao your not the sharpest

    • paul pski

      paul pski

      22 сағат бұрын

      Thought the same thing....with the answers being about as sane.

    • Cris Parsons

      Cris Parsons

      23 сағат бұрын

      @SJD sure buddy

  32. Maddie Silver

    Maddie Silver

    11 сағат бұрын

    this is probably one of the funniest opening skits they have ever done

    • Scott Casey

      Scott Casey

      10 сағат бұрын

      Ever? It ranks about 279th. The show been on since the 70's.

  33. S s

    S s

    22 сағат бұрын

    SInce when does Biden take questions? That's the biggest punchline of this whole skit!

    • Aria Anise

      Aria Anise

      21 сағат бұрын

      7

  34. Aldo W

    Aldo W

    16 сағат бұрын

    I'm not getting the joke.. this is more coherent than the actual president. I wish he could speak this well. Also, this guy actually answered questions and didn't run away? Put this guy in office!

    • AltRockLover

      AltRockLover

      15 сағат бұрын

      I was thinking the exact same thing!

  35. Ivy Hnin

    Ivy Hnin

    Күн бұрын

    This is the type of political cold opens I enjoy. The ones where they extend on real events with a crazy, funny theme instead of just acting out the real events with mediocre jokes. I also really liked the cold open where Alan Dershowitz visited hell.

    • James Kelly

      James Kelly

      11 сағат бұрын

      Except they act like Joe can actually hold a conversation. It would've been funnier if they showed how Biden never makes sense.

    • Dildo swaggins

      Dildo swaggins

      13 сағат бұрын

      You do worse on your English essay than on ur response to a dumb KZonlines clip 😕

    • Daddy America

      Daddy America

      14 сағат бұрын

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    • kikiashton

      kikiashton

      15 сағат бұрын

      Yes, nice cold open, let's go easy on Brandon

    • Mohil Krishna Patel

      Mohil Krishna Patel

      15 сағат бұрын

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

  36. James Rosenblum

    James Rosenblum

    16 сағат бұрын

    One of the best cold openings in a LONG TIME.

  37. titanus creature44

    titanus creature44

    Күн бұрын

    Wow a snl skit that didn't mention trump. And I actually laughed at this without being annoyed. This is progress 👏

    • Sacia Chantil

      Sacia Chantil

      Күн бұрын

      😂😂😂😂😈 kzonlines.info/up/irdqdq7Sa4Fdk3E/bejne kzonlines.info/up/rd9_aZa6rad_fmQ/bejne

  38. Lori Sanford

    Lori Sanford

    17 сағат бұрын

    Bout time SNL acknowledged our potato president but that was the stupidest skit ever.

  39. plaguedr88

    plaguedr88

    20 сағат бұрын

    Funniest part is joe actually taking questions

    • Truth To Power

      Truth To Power

      12 сағат бұрын

      @Buck Rogers the saddest part is that this video is about Joe Biden and yet you’re talking about Trump. We can’t mention Joe without someone saying “..but what about Trump”

    • Buck Rogers

      Buck Rogers

      12 сағат бұрын

      @SLR 762 Biden didn't campaign yet somehow Brandon managed to beat the defeated former president Donald Trump. First he took his job. Then he took his home. And I mean what words did they twist? Trump said the revolutionaries took the airports in the Revolutionary War. Talk about dementia. You can see that abstract shit unedited.

    • SLR 762

      SLR 762

      12 сағат бұрын

      Trump didn’t take questions???? What? You can’t be serious...fjb didn’t even campaign

    • Vxntage Dre

      Vxntage Dre

      12 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/qb2dqaWyboeVaH0/bejne

    • Viva Libertad

      Viva Libertad

      12 сағат бұрын

      @Buck Rogers trump would answer tons of questions. He stopped taking questions from specific papers because they would constantly twist his words.

  40. Young Turk

    Young Turk

    Күн бұрын

    Honestly I watched spider man last week and I tested positive this morning. No joke that hit me different

    • Kaytiebug

      Kaytiebug

      8 сағат бұрын

      @Mohil Krishna Patel What a sad and nihilistic thing to think about the only book in history that has so many copies and has been translated into so many different languages that people have been debating on what it really means for over 2K years, much of which, Christian or Atheist or not, has shaped sayings and draws from other cultures and religious theologies all over the world that existed before "the bible" as we know it today was even written on paper. I read and re-read your quote and just think you must hate all pieces of literature and people. What a sad life to not have books or loved ones that you care about more than your rage and bitterness. I hope you meet someone who loves you more than you love your nihilistic hatred of books and people. Someone hurt you bad, and they suck. Honestly just wish I could give you a hug if you would accept one. "Gratitude" by Oliver Sacks, if you have any faith in humanity/books left at all, I recommend you read this and contemplate existential death, all the patterns in the world, your regrets, and how you may move forward to love others more than you love yourself

    • David Zheng

      David Zheng

      13 сағат бұрын

      @Young Turk I’m glad to hear you’re doing ok. As you know, some people weren’t so lucky. Maybe it’s the current strain. Maybe you developed immunity. Either way, get better soon.

    • Daddy America

      Daddy America

      14 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/l7eBY9avjGpglZM/bejne

    • Mohil Krishna Patel

      Mohil Krishna Patel

      15 сағат бұрын

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • Donald Louther

      Donald Louther

      15 сағат бұрын

      I hope you get well asap

  41. Jonny- B

    Jonny- B

    21 сағат бұрын

    Not quite enough stumbling over his words, leading on with a train of thought only to drop it completely etc. Hahah Can't believe we have a damn near 80 year old president... again.

  42. US Defender

    US Defender

    18 сағат бұрын

    Remember when SNL didn't need a laugh track - they just wrote funny skits.

    • John Tuvell

      John Tuvell

      15 сағат бұрын

      The skit wasn’t funny and the laugh track was ridiculous.

  43. Brent

    Brent

    16 сағат бұрын

    This guy took more questions then joe actually answers in a year

    • Buck Rogers

      Buck Rogers

      13 сағат бұрын

      @John Conway covfefe.

    • Buck Rogers

      Buck Rogers

      13 сағат бұрын

      It's sad that presidents don't take questions anymore. Trump didn't either. Obama did but it's gone downhill since then.

    • John Conway

      John Conway

      15 сағат бұрын

      And completed more sentences!

  44. curtiss jensen

    curtiss jensen

    19 сағат бұрын

    the only joke here is that the press is allowed to ask questions

  45. Orion Red

    Orion Red

    Күн бұрын

    They could probably get Joe to come and do these skits himself.

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      6 сағат бұрын

      Visual Fx DONE Right kzonlines.info/up/e52qfZPdfY6PnmQ/bejne

    • Doctor Dewbie

      Doctor Dewbie

      16 сағат бұрын

      @Maria Rivera-Carvalho You must be slower than Joe..

    • FireboltAz

      FireboltAz

      20 сағат бұрын

      @Chris topher trump lives rent free in her head

    • Chris topher

      Chris topher

      21 сағат бұрын

      @Maria Rivera-Carvalho 👈 Checks under her bed every night for Donald Trump.

    • FireboltAz

      FireboltAz

      21 сағат бұрын

      @Maria Rivera-Carvalho what makes project veritas fantasy?

  46. Oleg Dimov

    Oleg Dimov

    Күн бұрын

    It feels like you watch #SNL every day, not only on Saturdays 📺👀

    • Rallego

      Rallego

      16 сағат бұрын

      And it feels like you watch snl, when it's not live 👀

    • Youth South

      Youth South

      19 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/bOB8i7HceH5mkmA/bejne

  47. Sophie Leonard

    Sophie Leonard

    11 сағат бұрын

    This is hilarious omg but my family saw spiderman at the drivein and haven’t gotten covid 🥳

  48. Kegan Cooley

    Kegan Cooley

    Күн бұрын

    This is all so funny. the fact that he actually took questions was hilarious.

    • Jaycue

      Jaycue

      22 сағат бұрын

      Yeah I had trouble buying that part. Lol

    • David Buck

      David Buck

      22 сағат бұрын

      You know it's a parody because the real Biden would of held up his list of pre-approved journalist before taking questions.

    • J Dude

      J Dude

      23 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/osV9ps7OjYlnZJM/bejne

    • Sacia Chantil

      Sacia Chantil

      Күн бұрын

      😂😂😂😂😈 kzonlines.info/up/irdqdq7Sa4Fdk3E/bejne kzonlines.info/up/rd9_aZa6rad_fmQ/bejne

  49. Michael Burris

    Michael Burris

    19 сағат бұрын

    kind of funny that they have joe biden actually taking unscripted questions

    • Vxntage Dre

      Vxntage Dre

      12 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/qb2dqaWyboeVaH0/bejne

    • Buck Rogers

      Buck Rogers

      13 сағат бұрын

      Hey at least he actually takes questions of any kind. There also wasn't a twitter storm on how badly SNL treats him the next day. That's refreshing.

  50. Lu Junior

    Lu Junior

    19 сағат бұрын

    That's the most questions he has ever answered.

  51. Hotpocket Moutaindew

    Hotpocket Moutaindew

    16 сағат бұрын

    Saying biden is the president is like saying this is funny.

  52. A Patriot

    A Patriot

    19 сағат бұрын

    Biden doesn’t answer questions from the press, handlers don’t allow it. Let’s go Brandon

  53. Don Gilleo

    Don Gilleo

    22 сағат бұрын

    I'm waiting to see if SNL has the courage to do a skit about Kamala Harris trying to get through an interview without her coming across like a high school student who didn't read the assignment or do the homework.

  54. mindyschocolate

    mindyschocolate

    Күн бұрын

    “Just look at the ticket in your hand. If it’s Spider-Man, you have Covid” 😂😂😂😂

    • Mohil Krishna Patel

      Mohil Krishna Patel

      15 сағат бұрын

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • We Want Video Art

      We Want Video Art

      19 сағат бұрын

      My ticket is for NBA and NFL games so I’m fine 🙄 #wearenotleaving

    • Jesus Is Able !

      Jesus Is Able !

      23 сағат бұрын

      😂😂😂

    • J Dude

      J Dude

      23 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/osV9ps7OjYlnZJM/bejne

    • Steve S

      Steve S

      Күн бұрын

      Quotes video we all just watched and still manages to butcher the quote

  55. Juan Manuel Pérez Porrúa

    Juan Manuel Pérez Porrúa

    Күн бұрын

    "Dude, even in the real world that thing's not passing." LOL.

    • J Dude

      J Dude

      23 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/osV9ps7OjYlnZJM/bejne

  56. Net Worth

    Net Worth

    22 сағат бұрын

    This guy sounds more coherent than Biden and he actually takes questions from the press.

    • Aria Anise

      Aria Anise

      21 сағат бұрын

      2

  57. TJSKEYBLADE

    TJSKEYBLADE

    20 сағат бұрын

    I was really busting out laughing so much 😂❤️

  58. Chrissy Decker

    Chrissy Decker

    Күн бұрын

    Finally SNL is getting on board. Pretty shocked they did this skit. I stopped watching SNL a long time ago but I'm always willing to give it chance for a good laugh.

    • Reginald Forthright

      Reginald Forthright

      22 сағат бұрын

      @Hunter Tinsley naw, they just saw 33% and decided they didn’t want to go down with the ship.

    • GizmoGuy21

      GizmoGuy21

      23 сағат бұрын

      SNL finally making fun of Joe? I wonder if Hillary made a phone call.

    • Hunter Tinsley

      Hunter Tinsley

      23 сағат бұрын

      SNL has always ripped presidents that deserved it.

    • J Dude

      J Dude

      23 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/osV9ps7OjYlnZJM/bejne

  59. theBellIsTolling

    theBellIsTolling

    Күн бұрын

    “ my ratings are sky high and I’m actually supported by my own party.” Imagine a world…

    • Tyhler Novac

      Tyhler Novac

      6 сағат бұрын

      Visual Fx DONE Right kzonlines.info/up/e52qfZPdfY6PnmQ/bejne

    • alexy sam

      alexy sam

      7 сағат бұрын

      I can't because in that world Biden would have to b a competent president that has a handle on inflation and is not proposing ridiculousness

    • Kaytiebug

      Kaytiebug

      8 сағат бұрын

      @Buck Rogers clearly you don't know your history very well and my husband, who is an actual Historian and Theologian, is laughing his ass off right now because we had just discussed how someone would use their baseless, poor understanding of what Julius Caesar was actually like to argue how what I said was wrong to them. Do you know how he was usurped, how he died, and WHO made that decision? Let me tell you, it wasn't just an ignorant, angry Roman shooting him just because they didn't like what he said/thought in a social media post as it would be in Western Culture today lol

    • Buck Rogers

      Buck Rogers

      13 сағат бұрын

      @Kaytiebug Tell that to Julius Caeser.

    • Daddy America

      Daddy America

      14 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/l7eBY9avjGpglZM/bejne

  60. John McVey

    John McVey

    Күн бұрын

    The funiest part of this skit was that Joe actually took questions from the press, usually he runs off in fear 🤣

    • Garret Marks

      Garret Marks

      13 сағат бұрын

      @Sacia Chantil Nice SPAM you got there. Figure if you link to some shitty rap video you can attract more views. Get over yourself.

    • Aria Anise

      Aria Anise

      21 сағат бұрын

      9

  61. Katelyn Henry

    Katelyn Henry

    8 сағат бұрын

    "T-Birds, Tacos, and Trains" I would totally watch that. LOL 😂

  62. Nile Baker

    Nile Baker

    23 сағат бұрын

    So nothing about the dementia thing? Whew SNL is comically bad now 😅

  63. ItsDesha

    ItsDesha

    8 сағат бұрын

    I normally start the cold open and then skip within the minute. This one was so good though that it had me checking if it really was the cold open.

  64. Felicitous Feline

    Felicitous Feline

    Күн бұрын

    James Austin Johnson is a gem!

  65. UmX - NoWifeC6

    UmX - NoWifeC6

    19 сағат бұрын

    I remember when SNL was funny in the 80s and early 90s

  66. Michael Everett

    Michael Everett

    11 сағат бұрын

    "Stop seeing Spider-Man" is just good advice, not a mandate.

  67. foreverfree26

    foreverfree26

    18 сағат бұрын

    this was the funniest cold open in the longest time

  68. Gamer Nate

    Gamer Nate

    18 сағат бұрын

    The guy who is impersonating Joe Biden sounds more like Nicolas Cage

  69. Mercedes Ario

    Mercedes Ario

    Күн бұрын

    The fact that I didn’t go anywhere over the holidays EXCEPT to see Spider-Man…then tested positive two days later. I mean, I..😒😂

    • HBC423

      HBC423

      13 сағат бұрын

      That's wild. I've been in packed bars every night and still haven't gotten it

    • James Smith

      James Smith

      13 сағат бұрын

      @Jonny- B right.... I don't get it. The shit is lame

    • Dildo swaggins

      Dildo swaggins

      13 сағат бұрын

      @piemikey it’s a bot response you neanderthal

    • Dildo swaggins

      Dildo swaggins

      13 сағат бұрын

      OMG UR SO QUIRKY…

    • Barry Allen

      Barry Allen

      14 сағат бұрын

      @Liam clearly the term " fun" is lost on you.

  70. Ashlee Angel

    Ashlee Angel

    23 сағат бұрын

    They missed him holding a list of who to call on with their picture.

    • Truth To Power

      Truth To Power

      12 сағат бұрын

      Lol! Most people don’t even know he does that because the media doesn’t report it.

    • Vxntage Dre

      Vxntage Dre

      12 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/qb2dqaWyboeVaH0/bejne

  71. Kyle Slater

    Kyle Slater

    15 сағат бұрын

    This guy is too coherent.

  72. James Crouse

    James Crouse

    16 сағат бұрын

    Best thing from Saturday Night in years.

  73. Aranza Urdapilleta

    Aranza Urdapilleta

    20 сағат бұрын

    This is the greatest cold open in the multiverse, thanks

  74. ninjaoftheocean

    ninjaoftheocean

    17 сағат бұрын

    Went absolutely nowhere over the holiday EXCEPT to see Spider-Man on December 21 with 2 friends. All 3 of us had COVID by the weekend 🤣☠️🤒

  75. GreaserCentral

    GreaserCentral

    22 сағат бұрын

    Great opening 🤣 made me laugh so much and there's so much truth

  76. Joe DeSimone

    Joe DeSimone

    Күн бұрын

    Joe Biden says and does skit-worthy stuff literally every day, yet this is the best thing SNL could come up with? My goodness.

    • eve

      eve

      23 сағат бұрын

      yeah man they have to get new writers

    • Kai2277

      Kai2277

      23 сағат бұрын

      Thank god- I didn’t think it was funny at all and I was beginning to think something is wrong with me after reading everyone else say it was so funny.

  77. Natetendo83

    Natetendo83

    14 сағат бұрын

    Who else besides me saw Spider-Man in a packed theater and didn’t get Covid? Anyone?

  78. Stevey J

    Stevey J

    18 сағат бұрын

    Rather see Spider-Man five more times than some of these skits

  79. E M

    E M

    15 сағат бұрын

    SNL gave us this skit straight from the shoulder 🤣🤣

  80. Doug Hilton

    Doug Hilton

    17 сағат бұрын

    James Johnson has now taken more questions from the media then Biden.

  81. Dr. Ew

    Dr. Ew

    9 сағат бұрын

    Great sketch! Also why am I so confident that spider man was Bowen yang?

  82. rachelflax1963

    rachelflax1963

    23 сағат бұрын

    Can confirm Joe's Theory. Source: Never seen "Spider Man", never had Covid.

  83. Vincent V

    Vincent V

    15 сағат бұрын

    No way actual Biden could get through a presser this long without forgetting where he is.

    • mimi

      mimi

      15 сағат бұрын

      kzonlines.info/up/iZqBf7a1q4Jpc4k/bejne Of doing this creepy stuff.

  84. av8rr

    av8rr

    22 сағат бұрын

    He took more questions than the real joe biden his whole first year.

    • Aria Anise

      Aria Anise

      21 сағат бұрын

      5

  85. Robert Mullis

    Robert Mullis

    19 сағат бұрын

    SNL has lost its magic. it exists because nothing better is out there to fill the dead air space. the canned queued laughter just makes it sad.

  86. CJ Meiko

    CJ Meiko

    10 сағат бұрын

    I'm loving the Spidey appearance at the very end like that XMen gag reel

  87. Tray Traylor

    Tray Traylor

    18 сағат бұрын

    I think is funny that people think he could ever String together a sentence this clean

    • Aldo W

      Aldo W

      16 сағат бұрын

      @MonkeySoul Plants Music Gaming have you listed to the man talk? You're kidding right? The president of the United States LITERALLY cannot speak off of the teleprompter, continually gets names wrong, calls the VP the president multiple times AND barely ever answers reports questions. And don't you dare say I'm watching extremists. I watch the actual live feeds, not cut and spliced clips like CNN and MSNBC love to spit out. As an independent, it's clear who is brainwashed and who isn't. You jumping down someone else's throat with a different opinion than yours is beyond damaging. If you want to have a civil discussion with an open minded and free thinking person, I'm here to talk. If you respond and call me a Trumper, don't even bother because you will only make yourself look foolish and you will not get a response from me. People really need to start waking up. If you're a democrat and you really think what's going on right now is acceptable and you don't feel cheated, there's a major issue. If you're a republican and you think everyone on the left is an evil liar, there's a major issue. We ALL need to start coming together again and having discussions. Constant bashing of the opposite side is destroying our country. Let's have a discussion. Go.

    • MonkeySoul Plants Music Gaming

      MonkeySoul Plants Music Gaming

      16 сағат бұрын

      And its sad you just go off punchlines by extremists instead of listen to the man talk…

  88. Patsy Hampton

    Patsy Hampton

    21 сағат бұрын

    As if our geriatric friend brandon could talk this coherently

  89. George Spalding

    George Spalding

    23 сағат бұрын

    This is one of the BEST intros for SNL in so long. Johnson was great and the sketch well written.

  90. Mark Grzybinski

    Mark Grzybinski

    15 сағат бұрын

    Once…just once… I’d love for SNL to actually slam Biden for being a completely incompetent President rather than deflecting and going soft on anything left.

    • Patrick Casey

      Patrick Casey

      15 сағат бұрын

      It isn’t like SNL. Slammed every President since Gerald Ford

    • Gary Webb

      Gary Webb

      15 сағат бұрын

      @Ralph Magliano what is woke? and some stuff biden has been incompetent on?

    • Ralph Magliano

      Ralph Magliano

      15 сағат бұрын

      Exactly. They are too woke for comedy. They take comedy gold and paste over it with an agenda. Plus their writers are problably hired for equity over talent.

  91. Amit Zinman

    Amit Zinman

    20 сағат бұрын

    So sir, you have an opener for SNL that's a minute long commercial for a Spiderman movie? I sure do!

  92. Donna P.

    Donna P.

    12 сағат бұрын

    This is why I WANT MY VOTE BACK!!!

  93. Dominika Wisniak

    Dominika Wisniak

    22 сағат бұрын

    Great job exposing those clowns 🤡

  94. Shelia Roberts

    Shelia Roberts

    18 сағат бұрын

    Finaly,maybe comedy which is a form of entertainment will actually Come back and let us escape this Bad administration and laugh again! Thanks SNL .

  95. 300 subbs for my brother

    300 subbs for my brother

    19 сағат бұрын

    As a Cubs fan, he has a point. The world has gone to shit after the Cubs won, and probably was just too good ever really be true

    • We Want Video Art

      We Want Video Art

      19 сағат бұрын

      Just saw this same comment different profile. Y’all shilling hard.

  96. Josh Russell

    Josh Russell

    11 сағат бұрын

    Laughed and then they ran the joke into the ground in 3 minutes.

  97. Joe Caruso

    Joe Caruso

    23 сағат бұрын

    He needs to speak more gibberish and get that confused look in his eye. Then he'd nail it ..

  98. Joseph Gunnar

    Joseph Gunnar

    20 сағат бұрын

    Very accurate depiction. Except the part where he opened up for questions. The real JB doesn't do that anymore. Ever. Even when he OWES the people answers.

    • Jean Beans

      Jean Beans

      6 сағат бұрын

      @Buck Rogers they cut him off due to CENSORSHIP! He spoke the truth and they hated him for it. He was asked if he’s racist during every interview and answered the question repeatedly. His entire career reflects the fact that he’s not racist. His followers reflect that he’s not racist. Meanwhile Joe Biden has a very racist history and has been very open about his hatred of the black population. I think that’s really becoming obvious. Even to liberals who don’t like to open their eyes and see the truth. The MSM is not pro the people. They are backed by the globalists and big pharma. They will create a scenario that keeps their narrative in play. Isn’t it obvious by now???

    • Joseph Gunnar

      Joseph Gunnar

      7 сағат бұрын

      @Buck Rogers - Believe what you see, not what you're told... Trump took questions constantly. CONSTANTLY....

    • Jean Beans

      Jean Beans

      12 сағат бұрын

      @Buck Rogers oh brother 🙄

    • Buck Rogers

      Buck Rogers

      12 сағат бұрын

      @Jean Beans Sorry, I don't count Fox and Friends questions, but even they cut him off.

    • Jean Beans

      Jean Beans

      13 сағат бұрын

      @Buck Rogers Trump didn’t answer questions?? You mean the same questions that they asked him relentlessly that he already answered countless times??

  99. F

    F

    22 сағат бұрын

    I love how this is trending because KZonlines feels the need to prop up legacy media

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